Hilarious Panda Jokes
Hilarious Panda Jokes
Pandas provide endless inspiration for jokes and puns
Looking for some bear-y good laughs? These panda jokes are sure to bamboo-zle you with their humor!
Panda Jokes That Will Make You Roar with Laughter
Q: What do you call a panda that’s been caught stealing? A: A pandito!
Q: Why don’t pandas use computers? A: They’re afraid of the mouse!
Q: What’s black and white and goes round and round? A: A panda in a washing machine!
Q: Why are pandas so good at math? A: They know how to multiply… but they’re still endangered!
Q: What’s a panda’s favorite musical instrument? A: A bamboo-kulele!
Q: Why did the panda get fired from his job? A: He kept bamboo-zling the company!
Q: What do you call a panda with a lot of attitude? A: A pan-diva!
Q: How do pandas stay in touch with each other? A: They use their bear phones!
Q: What’s a panda’s favorite game? A: Bamboozle!
Q: Why don’t pandas ever pay for dinner? A: They always eat shoots and leaves!
Panda One-Liners
- I tried to take a photo of a panda, but it was black, white, and blurry all over.
- Pandas have a black and white outlook on life.
- Pandas make terrible secret agents—they’re always leaving black and white evidence everywhere.
- A panda’s favorite movie? Bamboo-tiful Mind.
- Pandas don’t need therapy—they’re already in black and white.
Panda Dad Jokes
Q: What did the panda say after eating at a restaurant? A: “That was un-bear-ably delicious!”
Q: Why did the panda bring a ladder to the bar? A: Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Q: What’s a panda’s favorite type of literature? A: Bamboo-ography!
Q: How do pandas organize their day? A: They keep a bamboo-ner!
Whether you’re a panda enthusiast or just someone who appreciates a good chuckle, these jokes are perfect for lightening the mood and sharing with friends. After all, laughter is the best medicine—unless you’re a panda, in which case it’s probably bamboo!